I need to do the sex
every Brazilian wax I get that goes by without me getting laid is a damn shame and a waste
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you